So I flirt with guys that use to like me…
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
patient: is it serious?
doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds
u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
5:42AM — The most beautiful sunrise I have ever woken up to.
my pet peeve is when someone ignores you
like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it
I hate having negative people around me because then I start to get negative and that ain’t cool
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone